Happy St. Paddy’s, everyone! If you celebrate the holiday like us, you’re already six-deep into a 30-rack of something classy from America’s heartland, and watching St. Patrick’s Day fails.
If not, dust off your finest pledge week plastic mug, crack another macrobrew, sit back, and watch a preview of what your evening is probably gonna look like.
Thanks to the ever-diligent folks at FailArmy, we present this collection of jackasses who got their livers a little too ginger.
It’s like time travel, only stupid.
Have fun and be safe tonight. But not TOO safe. We need some videos for tomorrow.